So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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