Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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