i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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