i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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