I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Randomize
