Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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