I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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