I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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