Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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