you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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