she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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