so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
