So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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