but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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