I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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