Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Pants are for mortals
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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