question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
