Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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