He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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