Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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