I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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