Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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