Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I will pee on everything he values.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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