I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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