I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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