my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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