Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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