So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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