Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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