Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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