Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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