Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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