I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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