its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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