But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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