u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We were destined to go to rehab together
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
