Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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