Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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