Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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