If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no you cant smoke seaweed
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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