I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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