To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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