Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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