My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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