I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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