i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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