yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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