i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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