Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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