My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
please come you make the beer taste better
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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